Thursday, December 19, 2013

Eat Only One Potato Chip

There is a certain company that claims that no one can eat just one of their potato chips. This just reeks of arrogance and we all enjoy putting people in their place. Obviously it is difficult to just eat one potato chip otherwise they would not put it in their commercials and on their product. The human spirit can achieve amazing things when it is allowed to reach its full potential. Even you can eat just one potato chip.








Instructions


1. Use their arrogance as motivation. Anyone who tries to just eat one potato chip will need a great deal of motivation. If you are not properly motivated you, will just end up eating the whole bag. Remember how pompous the potato chip people are and force yourself to focus on the task at hand.


2. Grab the bag of potato chips. Now that your resolve is set and you are focused on the goal of eating just one potato chip the next step is to get the bag of chips. Some people may cheat and have a friend go and get one chip out of the bag, bring them the chip and then hide the rest of the bag. This may get you to only eat one potato chip, but it will only cheat you out of the chance to win a great victory for mankind.


3. Take just one chip. Make sure you do not grab a handful or grab a little broken chip. Grab a nice big chip that is shaped like a warped vinyl record.


4. Cram it in your mouth and chomp it down. Remember why you are doing this.


5. Video tape it for posterity. If you record your accomplishment for everyone to see it will give many other people hope. And of course if you fail, you can edit it to look like you only ate one potato chip.

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